Siouxland has its first contender in the “American Idol” competition. Tuesday night, we learned — in the very, very, very last minutes — Sergeant Bluff’s Katie Admire is going to Hollywood.
After seeing a string of goofballs (most of whom sang “Stuck Here in the Middle With You”), Katie turned up in a montage of “golden ticket” holders. Good thing, too. So many nutcases were shown you kinda had to question why Omaha was chosen.
Indeed, there weren’t that many Nebraska or Iowa residents who got screen time. Two guys — Leo Marlowe and Jason Rich — however, had pretty darn good voices. Both said they were from the smallest towns in Iowa but they had vocals that were very big. Rich couldn’t remember the lyrics to “When You Say Nothing at All.” Marlowe nailed “A Song for You” and impressed Randy/Paula/Simon with his originality.
Producers of the Omaha finals, however, couldn’t resist showing cornfields or a kid in a cow suit. Hmmm. Paula Abdul was late, got the hiccups and swapped jobs with Ryan Seacrest. Randy Jackson wore red shoes and purple glasses. Simon Cowell? He turned up in that ever-present gray sweater. (Doesn’t he own another one?)
A kid from Fremont, Neb., got Simon to help him land a gig as a red carpet reporter (after giving the judges gifts) and the producers played a stupid little segment about those who couldn’t remember the words called “You Forgot the Lyrics.” Nice
Omaha’s auditions produced an arm wrestling champ, a Goth girl who used to wrestle, a girl who thought she was on “America’s Next Top Model” and a guy who tried to dance like James Brown.
Oddly, kids from Oklahoma and Wisconsin got more screentime than anyone. All those Siouxland kids? They were the ones in the huge crowd at the Qwest Center, presumably.
The show wasn’t the most entertaining of the “Idol” offerings (but the logo done out of a cornfield was pretty cool), but it did give us that golden moment with Katie.
Now, it’s time for us to brush up on our texting abilities. If Admire gets into the finals, it’s going to take a lot of local votes to keep her in the hunt.
What’d you think of the broadcast? Write back and let me know.
BTW: Congratulations, Katie. We’re really proud of you.