Dancing with the Stars: Oh, boy
We’re down to five finalists. That means the heat is on.
Sizing up the competition:
Mya: Solid dancer; good throughout the season; guaranteed a spot in the finals.
Joanna Krupa: She’s got Derek Hough, the secret weapon. He choreographs well and showcases her to good effect, even when she’s not all that. Their futuristic number Monday night was an Emmy-possible piece of work. Give her an edge.
Aaron Carter: Best of the rest, he has shown growth throughout the season. He’s still a little jerk and now he’s trying to cob some of Donny Osmond’s mugging. Yuck.
That leaves two family faves — Kelly Osbourne and Donny Osmond.
Both are vulnerable.
Kelly keeps getting rehab-like props, even though she was a little clumsy Monday. Donny really hit the bottom with his Adam Ant impression. It was dreadful, topped only by his bad costume.
That puts those two at risk.
Aaron could still be dumped but his departure would be predicated on his dink-atude, not his ability.
Donny has too many fans to lose at this point, so I’m betting Kelly if it’s not Aaron.
Final two: Mya and Joanna.
Winner: Mya.
Wednesday night? Susan Boyle sings on the show. Oh, dear. Will she dance, too?
And why, oh why, is La Toya still hanging around?
