There are a lot of crazy people out there in this world, but a couple of guys from Carroll, Iowa, just moved straight to the top of the list.

Some people are calling them the “Sharpie Marker Bandits.”

The men, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, are making headlines across the globe, but it’s probably for something they’re rather forget.

It isn’t their alleged crimes that made them famous. No, it’s their brilliant disguises that earned them headlines like “The Mark of Stupidity.”

They tried to black out their faces with permanent marker. Although there are many jokes to be made about this, I’ll just say they need to go back to art school.

Someone told me it looks like McNelly was trying to draw a cat mask. You can see the ears on his forehead if you look hard enough, but I think it looks more like Batman.

Trying to decipher what they drew is kind of like cloud watching.

Carroll Police Chief Jeff Cayler, who was interviewed this week by CNN, told me the whole thing started the night of Oct. 23 when officers were called to an attempted burglary at an apartment in Carroll.

Four people inside an apartment reported two men wearing black hooded sweatshirts with black faces were pounding on the door trying to get inside.

There may have been some yelling, he said, adding police believe the whole thing may have started over a girl.

The two suspects left the apartment without getting inside and, lucky for them, a police officer happened to be about three blocks away.

Although the McNelly and Miller weren’t accused of a horrendous crime, the person who called police said they may have been wearing holsters.

When police hear “holsters” they assume that means the suspects could be armed.

As a result, McNelly and Miller (who didn’t have holsters or weapons) were taken from their car at gunpoint.

McNelly was arrested on charges of operating while intoxicated – first offense and attempted second-degree burglary, both Class D felonies. Miller was arrested on a charge of attempted second-degree burglary.

Both men pleaded not guilty.

Cayler, who’s been with the department 28 years, says he’s never seen anything like this before, joking that the disguise was “foolproof and reusable.”

“That particular disguise is a new one for me,” he said.

McNelly and Miller’s amazing mug shots made headlines across the world. People have plenty to say about it, too. So far, one of my favorites can be found on the KCCI.com web site.

Several Sioux City residents have filed suit against the city in an attempt to keep their dogs, all declared vicious, from being euthanized.

This is new. Although people have owned dogs for as long as there’s been a Sioux City, those involved say they can’t remember anyone actually filing suit to save their dogs.

We asked the Siouxland District Health Department for dog-bite data in order to make sure this wasn’t due to an increase in the number of dog bites.

It wasn’t, but the data did have a few surprises.

In addition to tracking bites from typical suspects (dogs and cats), Siouxland District Health also lists other animals that bite.

Usually, this includes bats, squirrels, raccoons, gerbils, hamsters, rats, rabbits, and maybe a mouse or two.

Or a lemur.

That’s right, someone in Sioux City reported getting bit by a lemur.

I only know two things about lemurs. First, they are adorable. Two, they are from Madagascar – not Iowa.

Details are sketchy, but Siouxland District Health’s Chuck Cipperley said it happened this summer while at an exotic animal show.

“It was just a baby lemur,” Cipperley said. “I had to go to the internet to see what it looked like, too.”

A company from Nebraska was showing a baby lemur to spectators when the furry little creature hopped out of its handler’s arms.

“It just jumped down and they thought maybe it touched somebody’s hand,” Cipperley said.

Although the animal didn’t outright attack somebody, officials thought it would be best to quarantine the lemur just to be on the safe side.

It cleared the required 10-day quarantine without any problems and, presumably, went back to Nebraska without incident.

But not before going down in the record books as the first recorded lemur bite in Sioux City’s history.

It isn’t unusual for a fugitive to cross state lines to avoid police, but very few of them are brave enough to plunge into the Missouri River.

Especially if that fugitive is a wayward cow.

That’s what police say happened this afternoon when a young bovine led officers on a tri-state cow chase.

It started somewhere in Union County, South Dakota, when three cows escaped from their owner.

Two of them were caught (one was tranquilized) before they could skip out of the state, but Sioux City police said a younger animal could not be contained and made its way to the walking path on Sioux City’s riverfront.

Sioux City Police Sgt. Mike Post said officers took an observational role, watching while the owner/helpers tried to catch the animal.

It jumped into the Missouri River near the boat ramp by the Hilton Garden Inn – and somehow made it across to Nebraska.

“We did observe him get into the river and swim – without our assistance,” Post said. “He did it on his own.”

This may sound a little dramatic, but maybe the cow heard stories about what happens to naughty cows that run away from home in Sioux City.

I joke, but in all fairness to police, the Macho incident in Sioux City involved a full-grown bull in a residential neighborhood, whereas Thursday’s incident involved a half-grown calf running through the woods along the river.

Although it jumped into the river around mid-afternoon, South Sioux City police didn’t deal with the cow until about 8:30 p.m.

By that time, South Sioux City Police Sgt. Chris Chernock said the animal appeared injured in the “driver’s side, left rear.”

It became frightened and jumped back into the river before the owner or police could capture it, although Chernock didn’t think the animal’s second swim would be as successful as its first.

South Sioux City police lost sight of the animal when he was in the middle of the river. Chernock said the current was moving the animal in two directions – across and downstream — as it swam toward Iowa.

“He didn’t look like he was going to do too well,” he said.

Unable to help myself, I asked Chernock if he ever thought about calling in “the big guns” to deal with the cow.

Not for a second, he said.

“It’s been a while since anyone’s been hurt or injured in a one-cow stampede.”

ELK MOUND, Wis. — Wisconsin authorities say a South Sioux City man was injured this week in a head-on collision that killed a Wisconsin woman.

*According to a statement issued Wednesday by the Dunn Co. (Wis) Sheriff’s Office, Jennifer Annis, 33, of rural Mondovi, Wis., was driving north on Highway 40 and crossed into the path of a southbound vehicle driven by Donald Maul, 60, of South Sioux City.

The accident happened about 9:15 a.m. Wednesday in Elk Mound Township, which is in western Wisconsin about 70 miles from St. Paul, Minn.

Maul was taken to a hospital in Eau Claire with non life threatening injuries. Annis was pronounced dead at the scene.

Police are still investigating the accident.

*In the original blog post about this incident, Donald Maul was incorrectly identified as the one who pulled in front of the female driver.

Last weekend I went to the Kingdom of Riverssance Festival in Sioux City and learned all about jousting.

I’d always wondered about jousting and, not being a huge fan of Renaissance festivals, was looking for something that interested me.

Writing a story is much easier that way.

Here are a few snapshots I took while reporting the story.

Grant Lolley, a South Dakota native and part-time knight, and Katie the Belgian mare take a break from giving horse rides during Riverssance.

Douglas, a percheron, is one of four “war horses” that Warhorse Productions of Sarasota, Fla., brought in to do jousting shows.

For those of you who asked, I’ve got bad news about Bubbles the bird-napped parrot.

Authorities looked, but recently said they have not found the white umbrella cockatoo stolen about one year ago from her cage in rural Sioux City.

Her owner believed the suspect or suspects had seen the bird at the house, which also contains a pet store called Zimmerman’s Pets.

If anyone knows where the bird is, they can still call the Plymouth County Sheriff’s Office at 712)-546-8191.

Surprisingly, parrots appear to be a hot item to steal.

I wonder if she was taken by the same person who stole Gordo, a parrot who skateboards, from a cage in front of his California home in March.

Or Hercules, a parrot stolen a few years ago from a California pet store where he reigned as the official mascot.

But it isn’t all bad news. The New York Post reports Franklin, an 18-year-old African Gray, was returned in 2007 by street peddlers who had unwittingly bought the stolen bird.