Sioux City Journal

'A new clarity of recollection'

Posted: Friday, March 28, 2008

SIOUX CITY -- Hillary Clinton after speaking with aides and others in her camp realized she "misspoke" and erred in describing her now-fantasy close call in Bosnia. I guess those video cameras showing a smiling Hillary mingling on the tarmac instead of bravely escaping gunfire in defense of her overseas mission to bolster our troops provided her and her staff with a new clarity of recollection.

I for one want my next president to be much more accomplished in both the art of diplomacy and, if need be, lying. Ready to assume command on day one? I don't think so.

You know, if the pastor-disaster Barack and Hillary keep tripping over their Pinocchio noses, a brokered convention in Denver may just have to turn to the inventor of the Internet and inspiration for "Love Story" to save the Democratic Party. Unless of course the greenhouse gases haven't done us all in by August. -- Kevin Kirwan

Story Comments

clem hurd wrote on Apr 4, 2008 9:54 PM:

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Well, Mark, now we know was the S stands for: Stupid. You really can argue only with invective and insults. Now let's hear some more of your bullyboy idiocy. "

Keith wrote on Apr 4, 2008 7:40 PM:

" OK Common sense, prove your common sense to everyone and tell us; if the Airport was such a dangerous place, why were they not all whisked away in Armored Personnel Carriers? Why did they have a reception on the tarmac? Why did they hold up the procession so that they could grab some innocent little girl, and put her in the snipers crosshairs, endangering her life, simply so she could read a poem of greeting to the first Liar,, er I mean First Lady?

Please explain all the reports from everyone on site that state there was no Danger. This includes Sinbad, Andrea Mitchel, and so many other news Reporters. "

Jerry wrote on Apr 4, 2008 7:31 PM:

" Common Sense, you are a true paradox, for the body of your statement proves that you have no common sense at all. "

Sarah wrote on Apr 4, 2008 7:26 PM:

" Clem please provide the web site that has pictures of Hillary Clinton wearing a flak jacked on the Bosnian trip. Please prove to everybody that you are not a liar Like The others. "

Mark S wrote on Apr 4, 2008 7:23 PM:

" Clem kadiddlehopper Hurd, I will be glad to compare scars with you any day. I have been shot, stabbed, hacked, chopped, burned, gassed, blown up, broke bones, had buildings collapse on me, all in the line of duty. Clem, I repeat my statement, your insistence in perpetuating the Clinton lie, proves beyond a doubt that you are a man with no scruples, a man with no honor. Your pitiful attack on me proves that you are a coward. "